“So, this dog you want to get, you know, for me… This wouldn’t be an enticement to come home from college more often, would it?”
“Don’t pretend like you’re smarter than me, I taught you subtext, young lady.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll come back and visit so much, you’ll be sick of me.”
“Promise?”
“Yeah. Someone has to leave food out for you once in a while.”